A Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

 



A Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.


The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it 


in the race again and it won again.


The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.


The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he 


ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.


The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP 


SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.


This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Pastor to get


rid of the donkey.


The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.


The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following 


headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.


The Bishop fainted.


He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the 


donkey so she sold it to a farm for $10.


The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10


This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to 


buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could 


run wild.


The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER 


ASS IS WILD AND FREE.


The Bishop was buried the next day.


The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public 


opinion can bring you much grief and misery and even shorten 


your life.


So be yourself and enjoy life.


Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and just cover your 


own !!!

You'll be a lot happier and live longer! 

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