Dirty Joke: The guy thought it was his lucky day

 



My wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the t-shirt that she normally slept in.

 


As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!”


 


My eyes lit up and I thought, “I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!”


 


Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.


 


Afterwards she said, “Thanks,” and returned to the stove, Her T-shirt still around her neck.


 


Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, “What was that all about?”


 


She explained,


 


“The egg timer’s broken.”

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