SEX AFTER DEATH

 



SEX AFTER DEATH


A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the




 other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no




 afterlife at all.






After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word,




 he made the first contact:




"Marion...Marion..."




"Is that you, Bob?"




"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."




"That's wonderful! What's it like?"




"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to 






the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a 




couple of more times.




Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp around the 




golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After 




supper, 




it's back to golf course again.






Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and 




then the next day it starts all over again"




"Oh, Bob are you in Heaven?"



"No...I'm a rabbit in Arizona!"

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